Daily Dose: A Man Walks into a Bar With His Dog

Two guys were out walking their dogs when they pass by a bar. One turns to the other and says “Let’s go inside.”

The other man says, “We can’t go in there. They won’t let us in with our dogs.”

“No? Watch this,” says the first guy. He puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender upon seeing the dog says “Sorry, bud. You can’t bring that dog in here!”

“Oh, but this is my seeing-eye dog,” says the guy, without missing a beat.

“Oh, ” the bartender says guiltily, “I feel terrible. Here, this beer’s on me.” And he serves him a frosty cold one.

Convinced, the second guy puts on his pair of sunglasses and walks up to the bartender.

“Sorry, we don’t allow dogs in here,” says the bartender.

The second man replies confidently, “it’s okay, this is my seeing-eye dog.”

“This chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?” asks the bartender.

“What? They gave me a Chihuahua?!”