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We’re The Government And You’re Not

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What if the U.S. government released an “educational video” to teach today’s Americans how to be good citizens? Why, it would be filled with tips like:

Teach your children that outspending others is the key to happiness.

Spend all the money you can. Don’t be greedy and save it for your self. Debt is good for the economy – when you borrow money, you pay large interest payments. This props up bank payments and makes everyone feel good.

Don’t cause trouble by asking your government embarrassing questions or by not supporting your government.

As the world’s one remaining superpower, the United States has a sacred duty to tell other countries what to do.

One of the fundamental responsibilities of a superpower is to bully other countries and create conflicts which then require us to solve.

Presented by the US Department of Homeland Propaganda.

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Comment from Allyson
Time: April 15, 2007, 10:13 pm

Holy crap. Funny stuff. But frightening. Funny with that creepy-in-the-pit-of-your-tummy feeling.

Comment from Bitter Staff
Time: April 15, 2007, 10:16 pm

Ahh, that’s what good comedy is all about.

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