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Video: Charlie Goes to Candy Mountain

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“Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave”

Don’t be a non-believer - watch the video. Sweet sugary goodness awaits you.

Charlie The Unicorn

Breaking News - a sequel to Charlie The Unicorn - has just been released. Click here to watch Charlie the Unicorn 2 and sing along with the Banana King Lyrics.

And here are the lyrics. All together now for the singalong!

The Candy Mountain Song

Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy, and joyful and perky merry land

We’ve got lollipops, and gummy drops, and candy things
Oh, so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town
It’s the Mecca of lovely candy cave

We’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town hear the candy band, candy bells
It’s a treat as they march across the land

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave!

This kept the Bitter Tonic team in stitches for a long time and it gets funnier the more times you watch it. Thank you whoever made this. And if you know who did - come forward and speak.

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Comments: 54

Comments

Comment from Alishaa
Time: February 1, 2007, 7:45 am

i love charlie

Comment from annie
Time: February 1, 2007, 7:46 am

this is actually my favourite thing in the world

Comment from samantha
Time: March 6, 2007, 3:45 pm

hahahahahaha Ha Ha Ha I Love charlie and that candy moutain it reminds me of my own life. + i love the candy you all make. Toodles

Comment from gabby
Time: March 12, 2007, 2:40 pm

its a lioplerodon charlie, a MAGICAL lioplerodon

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Comment from Cat
Time: March 29, 2007, 1:34 pm

Charlie Goes To Candy Mountain rocks! I first saw it on Youtube when a good friend of mine requested I watch it. I immediatly cracked up as soon as I heard the voices of the pink and blue unicorns. From then I couldn’t stop laughing or watching the vid. I came here to get the lyrics and was very happy with my results. Yay Candy Mountain! =D

Comment from Jessica Palmer
Time: April 2, 2007, 12:21 pm

this is hot

Comment from ELN
Time: April 8, 2007, 8:05 pm

SAW THAT YOU HAVE THE LYRICS FOR THE CANDY MOUNTAIN SONG. BUT DO YOU KNOW IF THERE IS A PLACE I COULD DOWNLOAD OR BUY IT??
TKS PLEASE RESPOND
:)

Comment from bre
Time: April 19, 2007, 5:29 pm

LOL I

Comment from kim
Time: April 20, 2007, 5:24 pm

i luv this vid its so funny i can watch over and over again and not get tired of it!!

Comment from K2K
Time: April 24, 2007, 10:39 pm

WE LOVE CHARLIEEEEEE!!! ITS AN INSIDE JOKE AND WEVE GOTTEN SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS VIDEO!!!

Comment from Garvin
Time: April 26, 2007, 9:11 am

Thanks so much for posting the lyrics, I was looking pretty hard for it. :-)

Comment from Naomi Rivera
Time: May 1, 2007, 4:00 pm

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha
i found the lyrics finally
I saw this on youtube a while ago
i love this video. It’s probably one of my
Favorites!!!

Comment from kc
Time: May 3, 2007, 10:03 am

poor poor charlie…

Comment from Luella Bell
Time: May 9, 2007, 3:35 pm

I am ChArlie and I LIke Pie.
I am ordering delivery charlie
i dont like liver
i didnt say liver i said DIlivery

Comment from Hannah
Time: May 16, 2007, 7:36 pm

omg i litterly worship this video!!! it hilarious.
The 2 unicorns wanting to go to candy moutain remind me of me and my best friend Colleen.
“Candy moutain..Candy moutain..fill me with sweet sugerey goodness.”
lol
later
-Hannah

Comment from Scott
Time: May 17, 2007, 3:01 pm

dude this is soooooo awsome
Lets go to candy mountain charlyyyyyyyyyy
charlyyy lets go to candy mountain ok ill go just quit jumping on me!!
lol awsome

Comment from Scott
Time: May 17, 2007, 3:02 pm

is ther a sequal

Comment from Scott
Time: May 17, 2007, 3:05 pm

lets go to candy mountain charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ROFL dude im in school watchin dis right now.. its tight cant stop postin comments

Comment from someone
Time: May 20, 2007, 3:24 am

scariest thing i ever saw.

Comment from Victor
Time: May 20, 2007, 9:47 pm

http://wapurl.co.uk/?CJ8UTOI
good site

Comment from kyle
Time: May 21, 2007, 4:55 pm

good god i lvoe it i cant stop watchin it lol!!!!!!

gah! they took my friken kidney@
som one wus very bord when they made this
thanks !!! ,,\/,,-_-,,\/,, rock on yall!!!!

Comment from rizzle
Time: May 29, 2007, 7:51 pm

omg i finally found the lyrics. me n my twin (not really) watched this today and we watched it again and again and kept on going up to ppl and scaring them cuz wed imitate the pink n blue unicorns n go “Crystal… Crystal… We’re going to the candy mountain Crystal…” n stuff like that and it was hilarious. i wanna find a download for that song for itunes!!!! neone let me know if u find one!!!!

Comment from -Anonymous-
Time: May 30, 2007, 4:55 pm

The video was made by Jason Steele. The original website it came from was http://www.FilmCow.com

P.S. While you’re on FilmCow, check out “The Cloak”, another one of their films.

Comment from rachael
Time: May 31, 2007, 8:59 am

those unicorns are so gay its hilariuos
yall gotta watch this video
Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!

Comment from samantha jayes
Time: June 4, 2007, 1:52 pm

lol that makes me laugh every time. them likkle things that do the song are so cute! If u r thinking of goin candy mountain, bring a spare kidney………..

Comment from samantha jayes
Time: June 4, 2007, 1:53 pm

ma site is http://www.simpsons-rule-104.piczo.com

Comment from Lola
Time: June 9, 2007, 8:16 pm

Charlie, Charlie, come with us to CANDY MOUNTAIN!Gosh!They took my Fricken KIDNEY!

Comment from Andrea
Time: June 18, 2007, 4:19 pm

Haha, I was reminded of this when I saw Fantasy Tales at
http://www.ifc.com/films?aId=20130
Unicorn animations are always pretty sweet.

Comment from Tiffy
Time: June 29, 2007, 2:24 pm

Me n my mate Joe love this soooo much!
We are totally obsessed!!
Lmao!

Comment from TestQFE
Time: July 12, 2007, 4:34 pm

EWFEF

Comment from Roffle
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:00 pm

it’s the mecca of love the candy cave

Comment from Candii
Time: July 17, 2007, 10:48 am

If I ever find the creater of this video..I’m gonna marry them…I love Charlie and I can’t stop myself from singing it! :)

Comment from KaitLynn
Time: August 30, 2007, 11:10 am

I believe this is Charlie’s home :)

http://www.filmcow.com/

Just go to the movies link there at the bottom

Comment from Shawn
Time: September 16, 2007, 7:11 pm

I got the song on my mp3 player! I’m so happy!

Comment from ombiscool
Time: September 30, 2007, 5:28 pm

psghjkhxdoc vis h omg its stellar

Comment from Victoria
Time: October 1, 2007, 3:43 pm

i love candy moutain :DDD

Comment from ma
Time: October 2, 2007, 5:38 pm

CANDY MOUNTAIN ROCKS IF YOU HATE IT UR A STUPID RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Squeeky!
Time: October 8, 2007, 2:44 pm

Hi, how are you?
I am doing quite well, thanks for asking.
Well, I am here to say that I love this video.
It is freaking hilarious!
I hope that i spelled that right.
Anyway..
Me and my friends have SOOOO… many inside jokes about this video.
We tell everyone to watch it. They love it!
We annoy people with it..
by saying: HEY CHARRRRLLLLIIIIIEEEEE! Do you believe in candy mountain? SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS!! SHUUUUUNNNNNN!
it is so funny!
i love it!
well,
i have to go now.
i am at school. and the bell is about this school!
GOODBYE CHARLIE!

Comment from alli
Time: October 10, 2007, 4:13 pm

THIS SONG F ING ROCKS

Comment from alli
Time: October 10, 2007, 4:14 pm

hey ppl what’s up?

Comment from axl
Time: October 12, 2007, 5:10 pm

when is filmcow going to make more???

More filmcow. Morefilmcow!!

Comment from axl
Time: October 12, 2007, 5:11 pm

oops - more filmcow

Comment from axl
Time: October 12, 2007, 5:12 pm

like more cowbell

Comment from josh
Time: October 15, 2007, 12:24 pm

candy mountain… fill me with sweet sugary goodness!

Comment from DUUUUUDE
Time: October 26, 2007, 9:54 pm

lol! I love the candy mountain song!!!

Comment from Emma
Time: November 18, 2007, 9:33 pm

Charrrrrlie…. Charrrrrlie…. Charrrrrrliiiiiie!!!! *WHAT?!* We’re on a bridge, Charrrrlie!!

Comment from Rose
Time: November 21, 2007, 5:27 pm

lol i luv this!!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Chantal
Time: January 26, 2008, 11:08 pm

Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy, and joyful and perky merry land

We’ve got lollipops, and gummy drops, and candy things
Oh, so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town
It’s the Mecca of lovely candy cave

We’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town hear the candy band, candy bells
It’s a treat as they march across the land

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
turn around it astounds it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave!

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!

Comment from Chantal
Time: January 27, 2008, 12:04 am

My story

Emily- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Jorge
Time: January 28, 2008, 4:42 pm

That’s my freakin’ whore! (Charlie) They stole that idea from me. I hate that ho so much. I am so going to sue them for like a million dollars for doing this. You guys who think its so great are RETARDS!!!

Comment from Stacy poopalot
Time: March 31, 2008, 4:25 pm

i think Charlier fuckin owns harcore../he’s a killer horse son..

Comment from skit
Time: August 7, 2008, 2:35 am

The blue unicorn is my favorite!! He’s the instigator

Comment from skit
Time: August 7, 2008, 2:35 am

The blue unicorn is my favorite!! He’s the instigator

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