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Cats as Christmas Presents

Cats make great Christmas presents. Don’t listen to what the SPCA says, giving live pets is good. Especially to young children.

When you give live pets as gifts, you must wrap them. Fedex doesn’t allow delivery otherwise.

This is how to wrap your Christmas cat. Cats like paper, so step one is easy. Don’t forget to stick the tape onto your cats feet afterwards. Twice as much fun for all, guaranteed.

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