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Man brooch - the launch

Finally, it’s time has come – the last frontier of jewelery for men – the Man Brooch. And just in time to coincide with Irene’s trip to L.A! We couldn’t be more thrilled.

That’s right, man brooches, the missing link in jewelery for men. How many times have you stared down at your shirt – a vast expanse of unadorned, unmined, uncharted territory and thought – this really needs something?

“I don’t want to market polo or those silly little alligators, I want to make a statement of my own, my own manly statement in bling.”

Taras, 49, Toronto, ON.

Whether you’re interested in sports, hunting, home repairs or meat, there is a man brooch for you…

And of course, they’re sturdily built (with boat glue) to make sure they’re “fight friendly.”

Check out Irene’s exploits in Hollywood as she introduces the latest fashion trend to men right on the strip.

Tell us what you think of the man brooch by participating in our poll to the right, or if you don’t want to be confined to a set of pre-defined answers, enter your own comment below.

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Comment from Ally
Time: July 31, 2007, 7:26 am

Is it wrong to want to see a close-up of the man brooch?
I hope L.A. is everything we see on T.V. and more!

Comment from Kelly
Time: July 31, 2007, 9:04 am

Dear Bitter Staff,

I am not a man, although I do have an androgenous name, like Pat. Do I still have a shot at the Man Brooch?

Best of luck in L.A.,
Kelly

Comment from akp
Time: August 1, 2007, 9:27 pm

One problem, those are boys, not men.

Comment from Bitter Irene
Time: August 3, 2007, 7:00 pm

Boys, men, boy toys, garçons. I see no problem.

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Comment from JohnDoe
Time: December 8, 2009, 8:55 am

Bump for this topic. THose kids in the pictures are nerds. However despite being from LA to fit the stereotype, Man-Brooches are hott. There aren’t enough cool lapels, and men need more than wristwatches and wedding rings. ^_~

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