Here are our picks for the absolute Funniest Gifts to give for Christmas and the holidays.
Schwetty Balls
GIVE the funniest gift ever for your boss or co-worker, dad or brother-in-law who’s into golf:
- Schwetty Balls by the Dozen
- Schwetty Balls by the Pair
- Schwetty Blue Balls
- The Schwetty Balls Hat
- The Schwetty Balls Towel
- The Schwetty Package (Includes All Three!)
- We Even Offer Customized Logos on Your Schwetty Balls
Funny golf Balls
Footsy pyjamas – for adults
Your man likes you to think that he’s big, strong and tough. What present do you give your man, proving to him that you know he’s big strong and tough? Answer: Camouflage footsy pyjamas. No doubt about – these just scream sexy man!
Stay warm at night in these soft, fleece footed jammies. High quality stuff here – complete with a drop seat secured with Velcro no less!
- Elastic at the ankles
- Non-skid soles on the feet
Think of the fun you’ll have with your man, if you can find him.
Sexy Board Game
Sexy Board Games are funny because we are still all so sexually repressed. Let’s giggle at sex and call it naughty together while hitting on that sexy someone who caught our eye.
SEXY SLANG! It’s spelled with capitals because it’s screaming racy hot.
Hilarity ensues with this rowdy “party game” where you try to guess hilarious naughty charades and drawings while laughing your arse off. Your sexy arse, that is.
The Hangover T-shirt
This is the Tshirt Zach Galifianakis’ character wore in the Hangover. Covertly cool
Get the hangover beads too. D’uh.
Bacon Calendar
Reserve your love for that which deserves it most. Bacon. Bacon deserves your love, after all it loves you.
This is the bacon love calendar. It will love you back. Honest. Buy a pound of them.
Bacon makes funny calendars…
Betty White Calendar
Betty White is still funnier than you. More funny calendars…
U Star Novels
Where your partner is the star in a romance or erotic novel.
U Star Novels have a “Lovin-O-Meter” that can help you decide how sexy you’d like your novel to be.
For example Indecent in Italy, has a low lovin-o-meter and is perfect for everyone, even your Grandma! Amsterdam Lessons’ Lovin-O-meter is not so low. They even have stories of desire for same-sex couples …ooh.
You or your loved one in a novel.
For Your Punk Dog
Dogs love to dress up. Free your inner punk dog and let him express himself.
Punk dog costume
Inflatable Christmas Leg Lamp – for the lawn
For the one who loves decorating for Christmas – it’s the inflatable Christmas Leg Lamp. It’s the famous leg lamp from Christmas Story, but it’s inflatable – and almost 6 feet tall at 5′ 9″.
Display it indoors or out – but preferably out. Built-in fan and lights inside.
Because you are cool, everyone in your neighbourhood should know it. You need to buy this now.
Ridiculously funny and cool Leg lamp.
I chase tail tshirt.
Your dog is good. The best one on the list. He deserves 2 gifts. This doggy t-shirt is for him.
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Also check out:
Funniest Gifts 2007
Funny Gifts 2008
Oh my!!! They are all cute and funny and nice. But what hits me is the one that says Jesus Saves. So true.
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