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Bitter Tonic’s Funny Gift Guide 2007
Giving till it hurts.
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We scoured the earth for the funniest and best gifts to give to your loved ones and those other people on your list. We hope these melt their bitter little hearts – just a little.
The Yoko Ono Action Figure Doll

Yeeha. Go Yoko go! What could be cuter? Or more action-y?
Give to: Your BBF (Bitter Best Friend), the music buff, your mom, the Beatles fan. From www.eyespygifts.com
Action figure also come in Tina Turner, Frida Kahlo, Johnny Cash, and Jean Michel Basquiat flavas. Collect ‘em all.
Demotivational Calendar 2008
The antidote to all those sickly sweet motivational slogans and other forms of delusional thinking.
Give to: the bitter idealist in your life, your Secret Santa, those whose purpose in life serves as a warning. By http://www.despair.com
Demotivational T-shirts
Ouch. This one hurts.
Suitable for everyone. Despair.com - commanding the demotivational niche.
The Branded Baby Sleeper
So cute. And stylish!
Give to: baby, new ma or pa.
From Etsy marketers rainbowswirlz and mamamonkey.
We’re not sure who came up with the idea first. Duke it out.
Steak Branding Irons
So uncute. And cowboyish! Adds instant class to your tailgate party.
Give to: the butcher, dad, the cowboy in your life, The Moodie (check this video directed by Irene to see what a Moodie is. )
Also comes in Nascar, College, Western and other novelty styles. (Yeah, you read that correctly. It says Nascar .)
I See Bread People T-shirt.
We don’t even know what it means and it’s still funny.
Give to: the baker, the boyfriend, the boss, the film buff, the t-shirt collector, the newspaper delivery guy.
supastarr on etsy.com
Candle holder
We didn’t want the candlestick maker to feel left out.
Give to: the candlestick maker, the unsucky woman in your life, Cocteau fans.
http://www.designpublic.com/shop/harry-allen/8699
Pug Fridge Magnet

Pugs. They’re everywhere.
Give to: pug lovers, people who don’t have pug fridge magnets, people on whom you don’t want to spend more money on than the cost of a fridge magnet, recreational pug users.
From one smug pug at Etsy.com Also check out their web site http://www.modpug.com
Jesus Saves Card
Speaks for itself.
Give to: the home team, the fanatics fans, the not-too-self-righteous,
Wisconsin cheese balls and Sausages.
These just scream the party has started.
Give to: the host or hostess, the office party, gramma and grampa
http://www.wisconsincheeseman.com/Cheese-Balls-Sausages-P559C51.aspx
Oh My Dog Perfume
Because nature stinks.
Give to: your precious poochykins, or the precious dog-owner in your life.
Available at
http://www.thepamperedpup.com/shopping/ohmydog-parfum.htm
and other pampered pooch stores. (Egads – there are tons of them out there.)
All About Me-ow Cat Boa
“Watch your normally domestic feline take on the confidence of a Lion as she wears this major fashion statement.”
That’s what it says on the website, We swear.
Give to: your confidence-lacking cat.
Spotted at: www.thegildedpaw.com
Download the Bitter Tonic Funny gift guide . Email it to your friends!
Check out last year’s list of funny gifts. Some of these never go out of style.
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