What? Thursday all ready? How could it be?
I woke up this morning in my bed [phew}, with Kermit The Frog on one side, an oyster half-shell in the other, and the strange sensation that I had been visited in the night by ghosts.
I have to go down to the pool side Tropicana bar for a dip and maybe a coffeetini and see if I can sort this all out.
Ohh, look. M&Ms in a prescription bottle. Mmmmm.
Tags: Escape from boredom, Ford, Hollywood,
Beware of maids leaving M&Ms in prescription bottles.
Beware of Kermit the Frog stuffed toys provided by sycophantic Tropicana bar staff. (Have you seen Wait Until Dark?)
Did they leave delivery addresses in Canada for these products? Just wondering.