Sing along with the lyrics to R U fucking kidding Me? – the song by Kate Miller-Heidke calling out the narcissistic ex-boyfriends in your life who still want to be your “friend.”

They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once.
That that is how you grow emotionally.
Well, I have been misused by many many many men,
but nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay.
And though it’s many years ago, I feel it to this day.
And nooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now.
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.
I traveled so far just to get away from you!
Till this mornings friend request surprise.

At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again.
You narcissistic asshole, oh you nasty nasty man.
And noooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
Are you fucking kidding…?

I don’t wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
or which member of the Beatles or which 1950’s movie star.
I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate,
I’d suspect you’d be a pirate but I don’t wanna verify it.
And I don’t give a sh*t what your stripper name is
or if your Kitty had a litter.
Look, just follow me on Twitter.
I dont care about your family tree
and I certainly dont want you poking me!
.. again.

And nooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
oh you fucking fucking fuck.

Click. Ignore.

Recorded live at HiFi Bar by psychoandy689.

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