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Happy Post Passover. Here are 20 things to do with your leftover Matzo – as sung in a funny passover song.

For those unfamiliar with this traditional jewish flatbread, here are a few details.

Matzo is cracker-like and made of white plain flour and water. The dough is unleavened (no yeast added) and not allowed to rise before or during baking, and is similar in preparation to the Southwest Asian lavash and the Indian chapati.

Matzo is also known as Matzah, Matzoh, or Matsah), in Ashkenazi matzo or matzoh, and, in Yiddish, matze.

Matza is eaten during the Jewish holiday of Passover, when leavened products are forbidden. You are supposed to eat it on the night of the seder. Like as in commandment.

But how much matza can you eat, now that one is non-nomadic and doesn’t need to rely on lightweight, long-lasting foods – and can find a fridge full of much more yummy foods?

Not that much.

And so the funny song 20 Things To Do With Matzo is born.
http://matzahsong.com

A musical performance by Michelle Citrin and William Levin

LYRICS to See our other videos:

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Passover’s over, and wouldn’t it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn’t eat?

1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you’re a shark

3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car

5. Use it as a coaster when you’re drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year

7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?

Passover’s over, and wouldn’t it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn’t eat

11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page

13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie

15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly

17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah’s all that I can see!

There’s just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
… you can eat it … cuz it ain’t all that bad.

Lyrics by William Levin and Michelle Citrin
Composed by William Levin

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