Close Range Face Shooter Game

From the Onion News Network - Close Range is the hotly anticipated video game where gamers get to shoot people in the face.

The new game is hailed by its creators as being an “immersive richly detailed world where viewers shoot people in the face with guns. ”

Not only do they get to shoot faces at close range, they get to do it over and over.

Fans are lining up, citing “it’s the games well-developed story line and characters which make it so compelling.”

Built with single shooter and multi-player modes, the game comes with many modes and also allows you to shoot animals in the face.

As in all well-developed cross-platform marketing plans – ancillary products have been developed as well as a sequel.

For a limited-time only, you can own the incredible and breath-taking official wall poster from the hot, new video game.

Don’t forget “A video game like Close Range only comes around once, maybe twice, in a lifetime. And a poster like this comes around even less.”

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