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Funny Gifts To Give For Christmas

Nothing shows you care more than the gift of laughter. Hmm…does that even make sense? Maybe it’s more like “understand the joy of giving when you give a gift that is the funniest in the room.” Either way you know by now that we at Bitter Tonic prefer funny to anything else. Even chocolate. Wait..let me check. Yep – even chocolate.

So here are our picks of the funniest of the Funny Gifts to Give:

Jesus Saves T shirt for the Hockey Buff

Who saves? Jesus saves.

Who saves? Jesus saves

Profess the true meaning of hockey on your tshirt. The Jesus Saves t shirt is a real crowd pleaser.


For Your Teenager
The darling who won’t let up about getting a tattoo – fake tattoo sleeves.

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Butterflies and fairies for girls, and flaming skulls of death for boys ensures sexism lives on Phew!

Is your teen constantly whining about getting a tattoo? Then get them fake tattoo sleeves. They look just like tattoos, kind of, and tell them to go apply for a job. Get them to pick one out and see if in a month, or a year, they still think the design is cool. Tell them that’s why the government still makes parents legally responsible for teens, because their brains still aren’t functioning at full speed, and they don’t have enough life history yet to be wise. Tell them that things change, and that we are genetically programmed to look back at our high school yearbooks and mock and ridicule our hair and fashion choices. Then show them your high school year book picture, and laugh and laugh, enjoying your bonding moment.


Tattoo sleeves are available for girls and boys – and there are lots of designs to choose from.


Gifts that say you’re my boss…

Shwetty balls for the boss.

Shwetty balls for the boss.

If you and your boss are close, you may want to give him some Schwetty balls. These are golf balls. Bosses like golf balls.

If you and your boss are not that close, Schwetty Balls also come in blue.

Just give them a great box.

Use these boxes from the onion to wrap your crappy present in. Just screams I pawned you – and that’s what the season is all about.

GotchaBox® Gift Boxes.

Let’s you wrap your crappy gifts in a box to remember. Created by The Onion.


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Comment from philadelphia pizza
Time: January 22, 2010, 7:42 pm

I like the Jesus Saves one. Pretty cool looking.

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