Dog massage. Because people are crazy. And in Beverly Hills they are craziest.
For the richest of the rich, there is now a luxury spa for dogs. The faulty logic goes like this – if the owners like it, they think naturally, their dog will like it too, so our little canine pups are treated to dog massages, doggy yoga, doggy facials, jacuzzis, and aromatherapy (vanilla and lavender? Not rotting fish?.)
All of this administered earnestly by doting specialists with fake diplomas.
Best line by Triumph the Dog in this Conan O’Brien clip “What’s it like being the reason Al Quaeda hates us?”
Worst idea – that this upscale spa that caters to dogs has really taken off.