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		<title>Ridiculous Tweets from Ridiculous People</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While most writers come upon writer&#8217;s block at one time or another, the inability to stop self-censoring, the daft have the opposite problem; verbal diarrhea or the inability to shut up. It is a severe infliction and leads them to write ridiculous Twitter posts such as: &#8220;Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth Behind the Billy Bob Thornton Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard about the whack Billy Bob Thornton Interview where the former actor (oooh &#8211; did I say actor? Maybe I&#8217;ll get in trouble too) cum musician turns into a bratty arse on Canadian radio? Here&#8217;s that funny video for you. Then wait! Before you roll your eyes and dismiss this as just another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am King Review &#8211; Unintentionally Hilarious Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This movie I am King is made by Sean John (Piddly) and stars his very own pouty self. It is one helluva shallow oblivious act of staggering proportion so be prepared for unbelievable cheese and unintended hilarity. I so wanted this to be a parody, but it isn&#8217;t. This is for real. It&#8217;s a commercial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Macrida Patterson Sues Victoria&#8217;s Secret for Defective Thong</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Product liability lawsuit of the day. It&#8217;s true &#8211; 52 year old LA resident Macrida Patterson sues underwear company Victoria&#8217;s Secret for a defective thong. Now before your mind goes wandering to all ways one could incur crazy thong injuries, I will spoil your fantasies by telling you that the thong injury was to her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arnold Schwarzenegger is Cumming Day and Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 06:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something tells us Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn&#8217;t given a very accurate description of how one uses the word cumming in the English language. Tags: funny video, Arnold Schwarzenegger cumming , muscle building]]></description>
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		<title>The World Needs More Sexy Booth Boys</title>
		<link>http://www.bittertonic.com/podcasts-group-therapy/761/the-world-needs-more-sexy-booth-boys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bittertonic.com/podcasts-group-therapy/761/the-world-needs-more-sexy-booth-boys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitter Irene Rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Chow thinks that adding Booth Babes to web sites is a good marketing idea. And while 9 out of 10 frat boys beating their concave chests agree, a full 5 out of 5 bitter idealists disagree. We don&#8217;t need more babes. Nope. What we need is more hunks out there selling us items we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shiloh Jolie-Pitt &amp; Suri Cruise Named Most Influential Infants</title>
		<link>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/737/shiloh-jolie-pitt-suri-cruise-named-most-influential-infants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/737/shiloh-jolie-pitt-suri-cruise-named-most-influential-infants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a world crazy for awards, we now have the first ever Most Influential Infant Award. From Forbes. Now I no longer need to worry that Britney or Paris will infect my behaviour. I will have to be vigilant lest a new urge to thumbsuck or pick my nose take hold. Yes, Forbes saw fit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avril Gives To Those Who Don&#8217;t Make Much Money</title>
		<link>http://www.bittertonic.com/podcasts-group-therapy/577/avril-gives-to-those-who-dont-make-much-money/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bittertonic.com/podcasts-group-therapy/577/avril-gives-to-those-who-dont-make-much-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The trouble is, those who don&#8217;t make much money are her very own employees. Or workers, as she calls them. &#8220;I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, &#8216;Take it to Katrina!&#8217; I also like to give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Welcome To Our House&#8221; Series Is Healing My Glam Withdrawal Pains</title>
		<link>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/566/the-welcome-to-our-house-series-is-healing-my-glam-withdrawal-pains/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/566/the-welcome-to-our-house-series-is-healing-my-glam-withdrawal-pains/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Irene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something so glamorous about LA. And especially soap stars. It&#8217;s so true what this video says &#8211; it&#8217;s all about adding pizazz to your head! So I am so happy I found these videos from Julie Klauner and Jackie Clarke. When I watch these videos I feel like I am right back in La [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kermit Just Doesn&#8217;t Give Up</title>
		<link>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/565/kermit-just-doesnt-give-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bittertonic.com/bitter-irene/565/kermit-just-doesnt-give-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bitter Irene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Egads. That frog just doesn&#8217;t give up. He&#8217;s actually calling me incessantly, and clogging up my inbox with emails and text messages. And check out the shot he sent me above &#8211; as if that will impress me. Really. How shallow does he think I am? As if being a big huge TV and film [...]]]></description>
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