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Archive for 'Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion'
Macrida Patterson Sues Victoria’s Secret for Defective Thong
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It’s true - 52 year old LA resident Macrida Patterson sues underwear company Victoria’s Secret for a defective thong. Now before your mind goes wandering to all […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, June 19th, 2008 under Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, WTF?, Comments: none
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Cumming Day and Night
Something tells us Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t given a very accurate description of how one uses the word cumming in the English language.
Tags: funny video, Arnold Schwarzenegger cumming , muscle building
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Posted by: Bitter Staff, May 26th, 2008 under Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, Video, Comments: 2
The World Needs More Sexy Booth Boys
John Chow thinks that adding Booth Babes to web sites is a good marketing idea. And while 9 out of 10 frat boys beating their concave chests agree, a full 5 out of 5 bitter idealists disagree.
We don’t need more babes. Nope. What we need is more hunks out there selling us items we […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, January 22nd, 2008 under Bitter Irene Rants, Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, Who let us down, Comments: none
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt & Suri Cruise Named Most Influential Infants
In a world crazy for awards, we now have the first ever Most Influential Infant Award. From Forbes.
Now I no longer need to worry that Britney or Paris will infect my behaviour. I will have to be vigilant lest a new urge to thumbsuck or pick my nose take hold.
Yes, Forbes saw […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, December 18th, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, WTF?, Comments: 1
Avril Gives To Those Who Don’t Make Much Money
The trouble is, those who don’t make much money are her very own employees. Or workers, as she calls them.
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, September 7th, 2007 under Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, Who let us down, Comments: 1
The “Welcome To Our House” Series Is Healing My Glam Withdrawal Pains
There’s something so glamorous about LA. And especially soap stars. It’s so true what this video says - it’s all about adding pizazz to your head!
So I am so happy I found these videos from Julie Klauner and Jackie Clarke. When I watch these videos I feel like I am right back in La La […]
Posted by: Bitter Irene, August 23rd, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, We Can Be Bought, Comments: 5
Kermit Just Doesn’t Give Up
Egads. That frog just doesn’t give up. He’s actually calling me incessantly, and clogging up my inbox with emails and text messages.
And check out the shot he sent me above - as if that will impress me. Really. How shallow does he think I am?
As if being a big huge TV and film star with […]
Posted by: Bitter Irene, August 22nd, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, We Can Be Bought, Comments: 3
Puppetji vs The Secret
Egads. We need a sock to set us straight.
For those who need a primer on why our favourite prophets and sages all said desire and wanting things leads to more suffering.
If you’re interested, here’s how I really feel about The Secret. It ain’t pretty.
Tags: funny video, the secret, parody […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, July 11th, 2007 under Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, Video, Comments: 2
Paris Hilton In Tears Because She Can’t Wax in Prison
A concerned pal has this to say about Paris Hilton’s recent stint in jail.
“It’s so cruel what has happened to her. She wasn’t allowed to wax or use a moisturiser. Her skin is so dry right now.”
Our heart cries out.
From the article Paris banged up … again in the Sun UK.
Tags: stupid celebrity […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, June 9th, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Shallow / Oblivious Acts of Staggering Proportion, Comments: none