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Don’t Worry Britney, You’ve Got a Friend
Britney, don’t feel bad about all the negative comments you received from your VMA 2007 performance. You’ve got a friend. So stand back all you Britney haters – or you’ll have to deal with Chris Crocker. Tags: chris crocker, britney spears, vma awards
Posted by: Bitter Staff, September 12th, 2007 under Letters to..., Video, Comments: 1
Congrats To The View On Your Emmy Wins – I Think
Dear producers of The View, I wanted to congratulate you on your double win at the Daytime Emmy Awards last week – one for Outstanding Achievement in Makeup and the other for Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling. Your hosts must be so grateful. I mean, they look so normal. Who’d ever guess that outstanding work [...]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, June 27th, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Letters to..., Comments: none
Dear Cool Tool Makers and Blogging Gurus
Dear Cool Tool Makers and Blogging Gurus, We’d like to thank you from the bottom of our shriveled little hearts, for all the time you’ve spent in the basement developing the cool blogging tools that we’ve implemented on our site. They rock. Kudos to you for helping to pave the way with your skills, smarts [...]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, January 14th, 2007 under A Bitter Nod, Letters to..., Comments: 25