Will Ferrell Gets Down in Bat Fight
Lin Yu Chun & William Shatner Duet “Saving All My Love For You” RARE
“Saving All My Love For You” takes on a new meaning in this rare video of a lost duet with Lin Yu Chun and William Shatner - Lin is the Taiwanese singing sensation who won the SuperStar Avenue competition with his rendition of “I Will Always Love You.” Now he’s Saving all His Love for William Shatner.
This lovely pairing of Lin Yu Chun showing off his vocal skills, and Shatner doing that – what is that – recitation? Is that a real art form? Sorry, I digress. A lovely pairing of love. Raw unbridled passionate love.
It will transform you.
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Bohemian Rhapsody Oompah-Band Style
Bohemian Rhapsody Austrian Oompah-Band Style
This is how I always imagined Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
R U fucking kidding Me Facebook Song
Sing along with the lyrics to R U fucking kidding Me? – the song by Kate Miller-Heidke calling out the narcissistic ex-boyfriends in your life who still want to be your “friend.”
They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once.
That that is how you grow emotionally.
Well, I have been misused by many many many men,
but nothing can compare to how you treated me.
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay.
And though it’s many years ago, I feel it to this day.
And nooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
Are you fucking kidding me?
All the memories are flooding back to me now.
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.
I traveled so far just to get away from you!
Till this mornings friend request surprise.
At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again.
You narcissistic asshole, oh you nasty nasty man.
And noooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
Are you fucking kidding…?
I don’t wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
or which member of the Beatles or which 1950’s movie star.
I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate,
I’d suspect you’d be a pirate but I don’t wanna verify it.
And I don’t give a sh*t what your stripper name is
or if your Kitty had a litter.
Look, just follow me on Twitter.
I dont care about your family tree
and I certainly dont want you poking me!
.. again.
And nooooow you wanna be my friend on Facebook…
oh you fucking fucking fuck.
Click. Ignore.
Recorded live at HiFi Bar by psychoandy689.
20 Things To Do With Matzo Funny Song
Happy Post Passover. Here are 20 things to do with your leftover Matzo – as sung in a funny passover song.
For those unfamiliar with this traditional jewish flatbread, here are a few details.
Matzo is cracker-like and made of white plain flour and water. The dough is unleavened (no yeast added) and not allowed to rise before or during baking, and is similar in preparation to the Southwest Asian lavash and the Indian chapati.
Matzo is also known as Matzah, Matzoh, or Matsah), in Ashkenazi matzo or matzoh, and, in Yiddish, matze.
Matza is eaten during the Jewish holiday of Passover, when leavened products are forbidden. You are supposed to eat it on the night of the seder. Like as in commandment.
But how much matza can you eat, now that one is non-nomadic and doesn’t need to rely on lightweight, long-lasting foods – and can find a fridge full of much more yummy foods?
Not that much.
And so the funny song 20 Things To Do With Matzo is born.
http://matzahsong.com
A musical performance by Michelle Citrin and William Levin
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Passover’s over, and wouldn’t it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn’t eat?
1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you’re a shark
3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car
5. Use it as a coaster when you’re drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year
7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?
Passover’s over, and wouldn’t it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn’t eat
11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page
13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie
15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly
17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah’s all that I can see!
There’s just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
… you can eat it … cuz it ain’t all that bad.
Lyrics by William Levin and Michelle Citrin
Composed by William Levin
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