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We’re All Going To Hell - The Bastard Fairies
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We’re All Going To Hell
The Bastard Fairies lyrics
All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell
Little boys that choke the […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, January 22nd, 2008 under Daily Dose, Comments: none
Lolsecretz - where PostSecret Meets LOL Cats
Presenting Lolsecretz
You’ve probably seen LOLCats - Laugh Out Loud pictures of cats with funny captions like I Can Has Cheezburger .
And you’ve most likely heard of PostSecret - the site that posts 4×6 inch postcards sent in by viewers on which they anonymously confessed their deepest darkest secrets.
Now, there’s Lolsecretz - the meeting […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, November 26th, 2007 under A Bitter Nod, Bitter Irene Rants, Daily Dose, Comments: none
A New Way To Sign Off On Letters
I don’t have my spam catcher set to high, so sometimes the buggers get in and sometimes I end up reading them. This one was delightful.
Subject: I found your website and compared it to others. It goes directly to the root of the problem to increase power, potency, volume of ejaculate and intensity of climax.
Body: […]
Posted by: Bitter Irene, July 12th, 2007 under Bitter Irene Rants, Daily Dose, WTF?, Comments: none
Daily Dose: Watch Yourself
“When alone, watch your thoughts; when with others, your words.”
Mongolian Proverb
Tags: quote, wisdom
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Posted by: Bitter Staff, July 10th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Comments: none
Terry Tate Office Linebacker - Sensitivity Training
The Felcher & Sons company tries out sensitivity training.
Make sure you see the first in the series…first
Tags: funny video, terry tate, reebok
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Posted by: Bitter Staff, June 28th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Video, Comments: none
Exxon Will Burn PEOPLE For Fuel If Climate Calamity Hits Us
Not to worry people. The oil industry has a plan to keep us safe in the even of climate disaster. It’s called Vivoleum, and it’s from Exxon.
“Representatives” from Exxon and the National Petroleum Council reassure us that in the worst case scenario, the oil industry could “keep fuel flowing” by transforming the billions of people […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, June 15th, 2007 under A Bitter Nod, Bitter Irene Rants, Daily Dose, Comments: 1
In The Motherhood Episode 1
In The Motherhood is a new online comedy series starring Leah Rimini which is being based on real life stories sent in by moms - for moms. Each episode is being based on a theme and readers are invited to write in their stories on subjects like Bribing Your Child, or Explaining the Birds and […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, May 15th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Comments: none
The Best Invented Words
Kindly gathered into one fine article from such sites as
pseudodictionary.com
UrbanDictionary.com
BuzzWhack.com and
trivia-library.com,
“The week’s best invented words” is a regular column published in the Toronto Star. Check it regularly to embiggen your vocab.
Here are The Best Invested Words from the last 2 columns.
Excessorize, n.: to eat, drink or otherwise indulge to excess. Example: After […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, May 7th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Comments: none
When Bad Writing Becomes Funny
Hmmm, just read about a site called Scribd - it’s like YouTube but instead of videos you upload articles in a PDF form.
I’ve just embedded the code for this funny doc “Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay.”
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a […]
Posted by: Bitter Staff, April 30th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Comments: none
I Can Be Your Facebook Stalker
We joined Facebook and were quickly addicted.
We were not the first.
Tags: funny, video, facebook
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Posted by: Bitter Staff, April 30th, 2007 under Daily Dose, Comments: none