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Annoying Orange – annoys me



I don’t get it. Please explain why the orange is a hit?

Do Re Mi In Antwerp Belgium Train Station

Everyone loves The Sound of Music. And even though this is a promo for a reality show, looking for their Maria, this is still way cool.

200 dancers pariticipated in this Belgium Dance Station extravaganza, says the promo, with only 2 rehearsals. I think they mean 2 rehearsals in the train station. Ain’t no way they all learned that routine in 2 sessions. I danced in a dance troupe, and it took months just for us to know what direction to run next. And we never could keep our lines straight.

INTERACTIVE TORTURE GAME 4 – The Climb by Miley Cyrus

The fans keep choosing torture. The torture gets worse. It’s a Miley Cyrus Song! Ouch!

Evil evil fans!

What’s next for Shane Dawson in these dastardly evil torture scenes? Watch funny online video 5

INTERACTIVE TORTURE GAME 3 – Smothered By Annotations

The fans keep voting torture in this third episode. Shane Dawson is smothered by annotations

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Funny Fast Food Folk Song

Next time you are at a fast food drive through, why don’t you sing your order? That’s what these guys did with their Taco Bell Fast Food Folk Song.

And yes, the guy’s reaction was real.

LYRICS:
Fast Food Folk Song for the Taco Bell Drive Thru.
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done…Iʼll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thats it.

For those of you who’ve asked: Yes, the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

Sarah Haskins Satirizes Cleaning Commercials

[Satire Comedy] Leave it to Sarah Haskins to show us how stupid cleaning commercials are. Stupid and insulting.

According to TV Land, women live in a world surrounded by slobs and idiots and are expected to clean up after them. The sad part is that half of this is quite true – women do most of the cleaning up after their families. The untrue half is that the husbands and children are far from idiotic but in fact masterminds of manipulation and deceit and quite brilliant in getting away with not having to do any of the cleaning at all.

We have the power to stop this. We do.

In the meantime, will I be having a date with my cleaning utensils any time soon? Uh. Nope.

More funny videos by Sarah Haskins skewering our ridiculous world and the dumb stuff we buyon Current TV.

I Am King Review – Unintentionally Hilarious Video

This movie I am King is made by Sean John (Piddly) and stars his very own pouty self. It is one helluva shallow oblivious act of staggering proportion so be prepared for unbelievable cheese and unintended hilarity.

I so wanted this to be a parody, but it isn’t. This is for real. It’s a commercial to sell his new perfume “I am King.” And man – my jaw just dropped.

I hereby rename this video “I Am One Bottomless Ego Honoring Greed, Pretentiousness, The Desire to be above others, and Every ugly cliche of old school power that ever existed. ”

Hmm, you can also call this video “I Am King Shit.” That’s short for all the words above.

It’s interesting to note the dedication:

This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all.

Huh? Ew. What about generosity and altruism?

Also, what is it with women who have no problem playing Stepford fembots in harems? Please donate to my new charity and together we can ” Help Models Say No to Stupid campaigns.”

Rating. 100 years behind the times.

Tusk tusk. Somebody please buy him “A New Earth” by Eckhart Tolle. Or the “Tao Te Ching.” Or maybe a taco.

Great Gift Guide for Music Lovers

Need a great gift for the music lover in your family? Who doesn’t?

This is easy, music lovers like T-shirts and posters. Funky music lovers like funky non-sucky t-shirts and posters of Bob Marley.

We like non-sucky tshirts too. And we like music that goes loud. So here’s our first funny gift

It goes to 12
Spinal Tap invented loud music that went to 11. That was in the Olden Days. Now the volume can go to 12.

This one goes to 12

This one goes to 12

More info.


More Cow Bell shirt

If you have to ask about what this means, you are uncool. Still, that doesn’t mean you can’t buy a cool gift. Make someone reevaluate their opinion of you with this t-shirt commemorating the classic SNL skit, where Christopher Walken demands more cowbell in the mix- thereby making it the coolest instrument ever.

More Cow Bell Tshirt

More Cow Bell Tshirt

More info.

City slickers roughing it on the patio T- shirt
Cool city slickers putting down the country will never go out of style.

More info.

How To Cheat At Darts Fun Photo

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He he he. How To Cheat At Darts. He he he.

I luvz giving the bird. I luvz it when the bird gives back.

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Russel Brand on Paul O’Grady Show Funny Clip

Watching Russel Brand on the Paul O’Grady Show makes me want to live in either of their heads. Or just over there – where things are truly funny on TV. I had never heard of Paul O’Grady – what a great host.

I loved how the three different characters really played well together. If only we could all just get along like that.

More play people. Get more play into your lives.

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