Aw man. We needed a guy to come out and do a rap parody about the sexist shit crap going on in music videos. Good things jon Lajoie does it really well.

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them
that’s right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitalia
you’re talking to me about stuff
why? I’d rather see your titties
you’re talking to me about other stuff
why? I’d much rather see your titties
I can’t have sex with your personality
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams
so why are you sharing your all this information with me?
it’s not sexist because I’m saying it in a song
that’s right bitch, now take off your thong
and show me your genitals, your genitalia
why are you talking to me?
I only want to have sex with you….

Now why aren’t women doing the parodying themselves? Too busy learning to dance the pole methinks. Come on gals…this is pretty much what they are saying in the songs. Why are you still dancing?

We should thank this nice young Canadian gentleman a thank you. And hope that the stupid frat boys won’t turn this into an anthem. Again.

PS. Hey, Alanis. This is way funnier than your parody of My Humps. Yours was just confusing…

PSS. Hey, Fergie. Do you know what you are saying? Or were you one of those kids who failed comprehension tests in Grammar school.

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