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ONE. The 18 year old festival started as a one night event, and was first held on Hallowe’en night on 1989.

TWO. That makes it a Scorpio, and according to numerologist Paul Sadowski, its number is 3.

The characteristics of 3 produces a quest for destiny with words along a variety of lines that may include writing, speaking, singing, acting or teaching.

You are imaginative in your presentation, and you may have creative talents in the arts.

You are optimistic, and ever enthusiastic about life and living. You are friendly, loving and social, and people like you because you are charming and such a good conversationalist.

It is your role in life to inspire and motivate; to raise the spirits of those around you.

Oh, come on. That’s crazy accurate.

THREE. The Alcohoroscope for Scorpio:

Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog whimpering drunk out of 100-proof spite.

Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool, though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they’re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.

They also remember everything - especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Accurate again!

FOUR. Noreen Golfman, Founding Director and Chair of the Board, was voted “Best Exercise Instructor” in The Scope’s St. John’s Best Of 2006 issue.

Rumour has it she is going to show us some of her moves during the opening night ceremonies.

Five. Kelly Davis, Executive Director of the festival, drives one of those cool retro Volkswagen camping vans. Her production company is called VanGo Prouductions. Kelly is not a Scorpio.

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