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We found the best online christmas cards for humorous souls.

It was definitely slimmer pickings this year for unsucky and truly funny christmas cards – therefore much harder to find an online christmas card that could lift our bitter perma-scowl.

But we did find a few winners, so here are our 2007 picks for the funniest e-cards for the holidays.

Remember – to us funny means non-sappy, or relatively fart-free. But by no means do we shy away from the edge. These online christmas cards say that you care enough to press submit and are guaranteed 100% shmaltz free. And still in time to arrive for the holidays. Because you’re still cheap and still late.

Don’t forget you can also check out our picks for funniest Christmas cards of 2006. We checked and they are still funny. Can we pick ‘em or what?

1. Last year’s top pick Elf Yourself upped the ante by now letting you elfamorphosize 4 faces. That means it’s 4 times as cute.

Just upload up to 4 photos and let the ecard magic work – it places your photos on the ecard. That’s personalization.

That’s Team Patio above, starring Kelly Davis, Irene Duma (me), Sue Kenney and Judith Keenan (who made this card) working out a new routine.

Sucks if you have 5 in the family though.

2. Scrooge Yourself is this year’s offering by the people who brought you Elf Yourself. It’s another custom do it yourelf card where you get to upload your own photo and make a photo ecard. This time it’s a dancing personalize photo ecard.

Hmm. The weird part is I really do dance like that.

3. Someecards are our new best friend offering the most acerbic, witty and dry greetings out there in web world. And all FREE. Our favourite is

It’s great seeing you a few times a year and lots of great choices for those who care enough to hit Send.

I suggest we drink before we go out drinking is funny too. Ah hell, lots of funny.

4. Jib Jab’s cranberry horrorday card is hysterical and keeps the frat boy humour at bay.

Unfortunately, it’s not free, but if you register for an account they’ll give you $5 worth of JibJab Credits, so you can get it for free.

5. This Jib Jab sendables card IS FREE because it’s sponsored by Pepsi. Snowball fight is another card where you get to upload your own photos to make the ecard.

It’s beautiful and we smiled slightly – but it could’ve been funnier with different sound effects and less missile hurtling snow ball throws. Hey, but free is free.

6. Did you know singing the wrong words to Christmas Carols is an offense? Oh, ya – it is.

This one cracked us up. 5 bitter nods for ridiculousness and comedic execution.

But once again not free, so you’ll have to sign up for their 30-day trial.

Bonus: Funny Hanukkah ecard

Yes, Hanukkah is over but this one is so funny you should send it anyway and say it got lost in the mail.

Christmas Tree for Hanukkah

Once again this year’s research shows that there are plenty of online christmas cards out there there are very few funny ones.

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