Dear producers of The View,
I wanted to congratulate you on your double win at the Daytime Emmy Awards last week – one for Outstanding Achievement in Makeup and the other for Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling.
Your hosts must be so grateful. I mean, they look so normal. Who’d ever guess that outstanding work needed to be done on their hair and faces, just to make them look – well – regular?
Ok, they do look a little more than “regular.” Some are sporting helmet-heads and others have the übur-glossed glass-lip look popular with newscasters. That must take a few extra spritzes. But still, this ain’t no Amadeus.
Oh well, an award is an award. Keep on achieving these great heights in achievements.