It’s late, you’re cheap, but fret not, you can still send funny online christmas cards. Here is Bitter Tonic’s top 5 online christmas cards to send for your friends who like to laugh. Better yet, the cards are free and you can send them instantly.
As you know Bitter Tonic is a comedy site, and we are very particular about our funny online Christmas cards. No shmaltzy Hallmark-y drippy gooey barfy stuff. There are plenty of those. You can pick them with a dart.
But if you plan on showing off how smart you are – how witty – urbane and cool, you’re in trouble. Truly funny cards are hard to find online. Unless you find poop cards funny.
Update: don’t miss our top funniest Christmas ecards for 2007 – including more personalized ecards.
Elf Yourself
It’s the magic of Elfamorphosis. Upload a picture of yourself to their server and your head appears on a dancing elf’s body. Call in to a special number and record your special message via telephone. Very cool, except for the incessant bells that ring in the background while you trim your face to fit the elf’s body. This card is the card that sparked the trend in photo e-cards.
Bonus: There are lots more cards and games if you click on OfficeMax in the lower right of the screen.
MonkEmail
Choose your monkey, dress it up, then add some audio. You can choose from uploading prerecorded audio, or have text that you write converted to audio by a robot voice, or call in your message like above. Nothing says holiday season quite like a monkey. There’s a snowman in the background so that makes this card legit. Now who hasn’t wanted to customize a monkey?
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk%2De%2Dmail/
Bonus: Oddcast, the company that made MonkEmail also made Christmas Cards for Starbucks and Better Homes and Garden Magazine customers to email out from their sites.
- Check out the Starbucks It’s Red Again campaign.
- Or the Better Homes and Gardens, My Christmas Wish.
The latter one isn’t as sucky as it sounds, and Better Homes and Gardens will make a 50 cent contribution to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation with each card that is sent out, which is a double bonus in our books.
Three from Egreetings**
Normally you have to pay for cards from Egreetings, but they are in a giving mood this season and are offering a free trial promotion where you can send as many Ecards as you’d like. And that is very cool. Here are Bitter Tonic’s picks for the funniest.
The Top 5 pick up lines in the North Pole – as performed by an amorous elf.
Carol of the Chins – is about chins, and sung by chins.
Jtel Christmas Timeless Classics – a parody of the Ktel commercials of yore selling compilation CDs .
Top 5 funny onoine Christmas cards at a glance :
- Elf Yourself
- Monk-E-Mail
- The Top 5 pick up lines in the North Pole
- Carol of the Chins
- Jtel Timeless Christmas Classics
**Update Dec 2007 – the three cards from Egreetings have now moved to the American Greetings card site. They are still free as the site has a one month free deal going on now.
Also don’t miss Bitter Tonic’s Holiday Gift guide for the funniest gifts of 2007.
More chances to find a funny online christmas card here.
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Dearest David, Miranda and I love you so much and we want you to know how muc h we
appreciate you and all off your hard work! We are looking forward to see you soon!
Love, Lee and miranda
Can I make elf yourself X-mas e-card with 5 elves ?
Betty-Lou
looks like you get just 4 elves
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It’s Christmas again!! A time to cherish the beautiful white snow, smiling snowman, brightness of the Christmas décor and the yummy candies and cakes! From November onwards it becomes impossible to forget that Christmas is coming. Well to be honest I personally wait for it so that I can return home to meet my parents and girlfriend of course!
With the passage of time lots of things about the celebration of Christmas has changed. I still remember when I was a kid, mom use to wait near the phone so that she becomes the first one to pick my brother call. We all use to have a fight as who is gonna be first to talk to him. Then I use to visit my relatives and friends with my parents who stayed near by.But now the net world has changed everything, especially the ecard trend. It’s so easy now to connect with our loved ones especially when you have so many ecard sites! One of free Christmas ecard site Being a new website meme4u.com really has fresh and cool greetings. The best part is if I write too meme4u.com regarding some card or idea they do take it seriously. Although the site has several errors but meme4u.com cards are really cool! So guys why don’t you check it out, you will also get the right ecard you are looking for! And if any one of you knows any other fresh ecard website do let me know!
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christmas time is coming again and i would be sending christmas cards to many of my friends–`
i would have to make more christmas cards becuase next month is december already `.’
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