End bitterness in dogs now and stop the trauma associated with neutering. With neuticles – testicular implants for pets – your dog will no longer be the laughing stock of the dog park. These silicone fakies will “allow your pet to retain his natural look, and self esteem.”
Not convinced yet that you should be concerned about the emasculation of your pet? Listen to what the media are saying:
“Procedure protects pets masculinity.” News Enterprise
“A re-invention of the mousetrap.” Paul Harvey
“Neuticles are just plain neat!” Rush Limbaugh
What do you think? What do you think your pet thinks? What the hell is Paul Harvey thinking?
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