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Oh, forgive me for not posting more, but I was at the cottage trying to squeeze the last bit out of summer by soaking up as much sun as possible so that I can make it through the incredibly long winter that is coming up. I only get dial-up Internet at the cottage, and that just is a pain.

It’s certainly not like the Hamptons – all wired, manicured and air-conditioned. Why, I felt like I never left the city.

Oh, I know, I still haven’t posted my pictures from New York’s summer playland. They are coming soon and will be full of delights.

Like this sneak preview.

Aren’t they just swell? These ladies’ shavers come with lavendar-scented handles! Oooh.

You have to hand it to the U.S. for really being a consumer’s paradise. Me and the gals have been complaining about stinky razor handles forever.

But no more. That annoyance is done with. And every time I shave and sniff that rubber handle, my eyes tear up as I think of the Summer of ’07. The Ford times. The LA times, The Hampton times.

Oh – I miss them so!

And to make matters worse, I’m just 2 days back from the cottage, and my tan is all ready fading.

I could really use a hybrid Explorer to cheer me up. I think I’d take it to Montreal for a cafe au lait in a bowl C’est chic. Oh, the things I could do with a hybrid! I think they said it was a lease for a few years.

Tags: razors, dumb things, ford explorer, hybrid

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