Bitter Staff | Funny Online Videos | Humor Blog - Part 2

World’s Fastest Undresser



The World’s Fastest Undresser – is on a Japanese game show.

Lin Yu Chun & William Shatner Duet “Saving All My Love For You” RARE

“Saving All My Love For You” takes on a new meaning in this rare video of a lost duet with Lin Yu Chun and William Shatner - Lin is the Taiwanese singing sensation who won the SuperStar Avenue competition with his rendition of “I Will Always Love You.” Now he’s Saving all His Love for William Shatner.

This lovely pairing of Lin Yu Chun showing off his vocal skills, and Shatner doing that – what is that – recitation? Is that a real art form? Sorry, I digress. A lovely pairing of love. Raw unbridled passionate love.

It will transform you.

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The Movie Trailer You’ve Always Seen

This Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer by Britanick hysterically shows what we’ve been feeling for some time now but were too afraid to admit – that we’ve seen it all before.

We’ve seen the movie, the ending, the beginning and middle. And now we’ve been watching the same trailer over and over for years.

Yawn.

Thank gawd for parody.

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial – Parody

FLASH! A Bitter Tonic exclusive! We’ve obtained this real audio track of the Nike Tiger Woods commercial with the mic left on!

This is a behind the scenes look at the making of the now famous Nike commercial starring Tiger Woods and the voice of his dad Earle. In this video, we hear the director coaching Tiger on how to act sad. And we hear what is believed to be Tiger telling an off-color joke.

PS. This is a PSA – Parody Service Announcement. Our first. We’re so proud.

Cast:
Tiger – Irene Duma
Director – Norman Karlik

Handsome Men’s Club



Jimmy Kimmel’s Handsome Men’s Club
proves that handsome men have our back -and doing things for the good of the world. Like doing shirtless car washes for charity.

Starring: matt damon ben affleck jennifer garner matthew mcconaughey josh hartnett rob lowe ted danson aitony romo john kracynzski keith urban lenny kravitz gilles marini – and the guy in the moustache who I don’t know.

Beauty – always skin deep.

Sassy Gay Friend: Romeo & Juliet

Everyone needs a sassy gay friend - especially when it comes to giving you the straight dope on love. Here’s how Romeo and Juliet would have ended if Juliet had a Sassy Gay Friend!

The sassy gay friend series is from The Second City – you know, the people who train improvisers. Featuring Second City alumnus Brian Gallivan and starring Stephanie Allynne

Ben Stiller on Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns, the fake talk show with your host comedy guy Zach Galifianakis, has a new episode out with Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller is the star of the ‘Meet the Fockers,’ series as well as the new movie, Greenberg.

Zach Galifianakis was in the Hangover. This is episode 8 of the Between the Ferns series. The first episode with Michael Cera is still the funniest. It also has the best looking ferns.

Walmart Clown Commercial

Another generation traumatized by clowns.

Dog Massage Hollywood Style

Dog massage. Because people are crazy. And in Beverly Hills they are craziest.

For the richest of the rich, there is now a luxury spa for dogs. The faulty logic goes like this – if the owners like it, they think naturally, their dog will like it too, so our little canine pups are treated to dog massages, doggy yoga, doggy facials, jacuzzis, and aromatherapy (vanilla and lavender? Not rotting fish?.)

All of this administered earnestly by doting specialists with fake diplomas.

Best line by Triumph the Dog in this Conan O’Brien clip “What’s it like being the reason Al Quaeda hates us?”

Worst idea – that this upscale spa that caters to dogs has really taken off.

Best Acceptance Speech

For all the bitter people out there who don’t trust the system. You’re right. The system sucks and is set up to duplicate boring, conformist memes.

Here’s Felicia Day from The Guild with last year’s Streamy awards, where she thanks all the casting directors, producers and directors for REJECTING her. If not for them beating her to the ground and getting her all depressed, she would never have picked up a pen, written and produced her own show “around the system.”

Just goes to show, the best way to get somewhere is not always straight through.