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This Golden Retriever Loves Music

When Drew Arcoleo started playing guitar at a friend’s house, he noticed that Bailey the Golden Retriever was a big fan of music. Check out the dog’s rhythm.

It turns out the Golden was not such a big fan of Drew’s singing. Fly, golden dog, fly.

A little video of the making of Bailey listening, smiling, and grooving to the music.

“I Dreamed a Dream” Video Spoof – Anne Hathaway Goes For the Oscar

Emma Fitzpatrick, a 27 year old singer/actress from LA, does a spot on impersonation of Anne Hathaway singing “I Dreamed a Dream” from the film ‘Les Misérables.’

In the parody, the actress plays Hathaway listing the reasons why she should be up for an Oscar in the best supporting role category for 2013. Indeed, now that we know how important campaigning for an Oscars is during this season – more important than even watching the films – the spoof gets even more poignant.

The lyrics for For Your Consideration:

Consider me on Oscar night, Anne Hathaway ‘Les Miserables’
I play a prostitute who died
Her life was really sad and awful.

But I was bold and unafraid
I let then give me this new haricut
And I lost half my body weight
But then they never did a wide shot.

And I sang the vocals live
No they did not re-record them
I coughed and wheezed and cried
In every scene until I died.

I sing a song about my woes
My hopes and fears and dreams and wishes
And though i had to blow my nose
I did it all in one take bitches.

And now I prey you’ll vote for me
I”ll stand up when I hear you clapping
And I all ready have my speech
Oh, gawd, is this really happening?

And now I know this role will be
My ticket to a Best Supporting.
Members of the Academy
Please don’t forget Anne with an ‘e.’

Kudos to Alberto Belli, a 28-year-old graduate student at the USC School of Cinematic Arts, who directed and co-wrote the lyrics with Robert Hill.

I was really excited about the movie and I thought Anne Hathaway was terrific as Fantine.  This is meant as a homage more than anything else.  Anne is an amazing actress and deserves every award she is getting.  I’ve also seen parodies Anne has done of other actresses (“Homeland” [on “Saturday Night Live”]) and admire her sense of humor.  I did this sketch inspired by the press that surrounds her about her speeches and nominations.  It is evident that she really wants an Oscar, [then] again, who doesn’t?  I also like the humor the Academy uses in their shows with the hosts, and wanted to do something that paid tribute to that.

Read the full interview of ALberto talking about the video here.

Dog avoids bath by playing dead

This dog is pretty hysterical as it tries to avoid bath time.

The funniest taxidermy TV commercial

Chuck Testa- of Ojai Valley Taxidermy. It probably is the only funny taxidermy commercial out there, but that doesn’t mean this one isn’t funny.

Nope. Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

Animated funny song video of misheard lyrics to “O Fortuna.”

gopher tuna!
bring more tuna!
statue of big dog with fleas

some men like cheese
hot temperature cheese
green chalk can taste like hippies
you caught two rocks?
pet two cool rats
source: lybio.net

you don’t get cheese or chicken!
play chess all day
hold his sock tip
she sold me good, hot chicken
saucy hot peas
get me cod, please
rock talk to boy who believes
suck juice from moose
fun, handsome goose
cement pizza?
noobie please!
open bra top
get him locked up
leaky aquariataries
look there!
fruitloop!
don’t sue youtube
they wrote teh dictionary
salsa cookies!
windmill cookies!
they gave you gonorrhea!
this octopus!
let’s give him boots!
send him to
north korea!
ow, paper cut!
sandpaper, ahh!
potato soup and chicken!
go taste the dip!
it’s made with cool whip!
make room for aaaaaasaaa
piece of lovely cake

 

Joss Whedon Fake Endorsement Video

 

I’ve stopped pretending I care about you.

Annoying Orange – annoys me

I don’t get it. Please explain why the orange is a hit?

Will Ferrell Gets Down in Bat Fight

Will Ferrell Gets Down in Bat Fight “
Go around and  circle some more.”

Cat Bands Are Hot

Cat bands are hot. And cats make great videos. This is most likely due to the innate intuitiveness shared by most felines.

Also, cats make great drivers too. Don’t mess with cats.

Holy Fuck – Red Lights
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Buy the limited edition 7″ single from Young Turks:
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Director: Brian Borcherdt & Michael LeBlanc
Production Co.: Slowlover Films
Executive Producer: Michael LeBlanc
DOP: Michael LeBlanc
Editor: Phil Prates

Cats as Christmas Presents

Cats make great Christmas presents. Don’t listen to what the SPCA says, giving live pets is good. Especially to young children.

When you give live pets as gifts, you must wrap them. Fedex doesn’t allow delivery otherwise.

This is how to wrap your Christmas cat. Cats like paper, so step one is easy. Don’t forget to stick the tape onto your cats feet afterwards. Twice as much fun for all, guaranteed.

If you do not understand satire, then you will not understand this post. And we will not be able to help you. Ever. Good luck.